‘I don’t wear a cape yo, that shit is for PIMPS’. Annals of cover letter amazingness. Fact: @aviary hired him: http://ttms.us/MkMEuy
(via Is This The Best Cover Letter Of All Time?)
He’s been to a spa near the building a few times so he knows the area…
He’s the son of a librarian and a capricorn.
Hahaha! And it’s taupe not toupe